Comments: Repressed Beef

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So you didn't do it? Your camera stayed all-too-safely tucked away? Come on, man, express your you-ness! Why are you afraid to stand up before your peers and say, "Hello, my name is Eric," (hello, Eric), "and I love beef." Jeesh it's not like you were gonna set fire to your shoelaces or anything! What a wus!

The least you could have done was to organize everyone for a group photo with your sandwich prominently displayed in the foreground.

That's right, blame the victim!