The Cow And I

I ate the pie. You see, I'm the man behind the man. I use celebrities for picture frames, not surrogate beef-enjoyers.

You better pray you didn't log that smiley face as containing any sort of beef.

If I know you have a secret weapon, how secret is it, really?

I reiterate: if Kurt vomits up the beef, and you lick it off the floor, you can only count the portion that's undigested. That's only fair.

I can prove that smiley faces contain beef. I didn't log it in as such, to avoid the argument. However, if pressed, I am prepared to respond.

Regarding my secret weapon, as Donald Rumsfeld has famously said: "There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know." My secret weapon, as far as you're concerned, falls into the known unknown category. And, while you can attempt to plan around it, or take it into account, you still have no idea what the impact crater is going to look like when I drop the bomb on you.