The Cow And I

you can vote however you like and I respect your beef-prone election strategy. But remember: presidents are elected. Kings can only be born.

You would presume to educate Me about royal bloodline?

Me, the grandson and great-grandson of cattle ranchers, steer-branders and beef fat slurpers on both sides? Me, with the blood-red mark on the skin above my hairline?

How insolently above your station.

First of all, that blood-red mark on your scalp is composed of 6's no doubt.

And secondly, cattleherder spawn-boy, you're up against a genuine french count here, so don't get uppity or i'll have you branked.

You'd look good in a brank, methinks.

Yeah, mebets you'd use it too. Just like the turcas you deliciously applied to your own fingers. You sick bastard.