You are in the process of assembling a top-secret laboratory full of arcane and dangerous biotechnical equipment. Your aim is to engage in federally prohibited cloning research with bovine stem cells gleaned for too-young veal cutlets, in an attempt to insert critical bovine genetic traits into your own existing DNA. Your goal: to produce, from every mucous membrane in your body, bovine secretions in place of your own formerly human effluviates. Including bovine saliva. You are hoping that out of respect for the pure pursuit of science, max will allow this saliva to count as beef product, so that every time you swallow or even drool, you can log it as consumed meat.
However, as you say, you have run into some logistical difficulty. This, I suspect, lies in the unforseen eventuality that as you become more bovine yourself, your taste for your brother-cows' flesh has declined. In fact, I bet that nowadays you have to positively choke the stuff back. And no saliva in sight. Except, of course, when you mow the lawn. but grass doesn't count as beef, now does it?
And it's positively verdant over here on my side of the fence.
OK then.
You are in the process of assembling a top-secret laboratory full of arcane and dangerous biotechnical equipment. Your aim is to engage in federally prohibited cloning research with bovine stem cells gleaned for too-young veal cutlets, in an attempt to insert critical bovine genetic traits into your own existing DNA. Your goal: to produce, from every mucous membrane in your body, bovine secretions in place of your own formerly human effluviates. Including bovine saliva. You are hoping that out of respect for the pure pursuit of science, max will allow this saliva to count as beef product, so that every time you swallow or even drool, you can log it as consumed meat.
However, as you say, you have run into some logistical difficulty. This, I suspect, lies in the unforseen eventuality that as you become more bovine yourself, your taste for your brother-cows' flesh has declined. In fact, I bet that nowadays you have to positively choke the stuff back. And no saliva in sight. Except, of course, when you mow the lawn. but grass doesn't count as beef, now does it?
And it's positively verdant over here on my side of the fence.
Posted by: Guy | April 22, 2004 08:12 AM
The loss of 2 upset NAK GRIOJ.
Posted by: Eric | April 23, 2004 10:42 AM