Poppy has obviously missed the point of the burrito: that it is supposed to be utensil-free. That's why they bother with the tortilla wrapping. Otherwise, the tostada would enjoy a much higher prominence in the hierarchy of Mexican cuisine than it currently holds.
I'm wondering if, to conceal this obvious lack of burrito-composing skill, Poppy has also laced your food with some psychotropic agent in an apparently successful attempt to blind you to his deficiencies. Do you feel tired a short while after eating one of these things?
Your slanderous attempts to discredit my culinary benefactor have fallen on deaf ears.
Yes, the typical burrito is indeed meant to be eaten utensil-free, but I have specifically requested mine DRY. Burrito fluid, in my opinion, doesn't always make the experience more pleasurable, either, particularly if it runs down my hand, to my arm, to my shirtsleeve.
Poppy doesn't dabble with controlled substances, as far as I'm aware. But I would bet that good beef, I mean REALLY good beef, has a psychotropic effect if one allows one's mind to relax. You ought to try it sometime, rather than obsessing about how much the bloody stuff weighs.
Your beef, I mean really YOUR beef, would probably make me vomit. After all the places it's been (draped over your face, hanging from your mouth, protruding like a swollen hemhorroid from your rectum), I'll stick with the American stuff, terror and all.
Poppy has obviously missed the point of the burrito: that it is supposed to be utensil-free. That's why they bother with the tortilla wrapping. Otherwise, the tostada would enjoy a much higher prominence in the hierarchy of Mexican cuisine than it currently holds.
I'm wondering if, to conceal this obvious lack of burrito-composing skill, Poppy has also laced your food with some psychotropic agent in an apparently successful attempt to blind you to his deficiencies. Do you feel tired a short while after eating one of these things?
Poppy's will put them to sleep....
Posted by: guy | May 24, 2004 08:27 PM
Your slanderous attempts to discredit my culinary benefactor have fallen on deaf ears.
Yes, the typical burrito is indeed meant to be eaten utensil-free, but I have specifically requested mine DRY. Burrito fluid, in my opinion, doesn't always make the experience more pleasurable, either, particularly if it runs down my hand, to my arm, to my shirtsleeve.
Poppy doesn't dabble with controlled substances, as far as I'm aware. But I would bet that good beef, I mean REALLY good beef, has a psychotropic effect if one allows one's mind to relax. You ought to try it sometime, rather than obsessing about how much the bloody stuff weighs.
Posted by: Eric | May 24, 2004 11:14 PM
American beef, I mean really AMERICAN beef, should have numerous psychotropic effects. It's the antibiotics and the terror.
Posted by: guy | May 27, 2004 12:00 AM
Your beef, I mean really YOUR beef, would probably make me vomit. After all the places it's been (draped over your face, hanging from your mouth, protruding like a swollen hemhorroid from your rectum), I'll stick with the American stuff, terror and all.
Posted by: Eric | May 27, 2004 09:27 PM