Doesn't sound to me like beef was doing any speaking at all. You were. And your wishy-washy friend was. How can you glorify yourself for someone else's entirely sensible actions? And I would suggest that it's also possible that, having sampled the forbidden blood-fruit, she may have hardened her initial position.
You need to present conclusions, not just premises, you know.
She confirmed a few days ago that she's back to vegetarianism. But that won't wipe away my memory of the one magical night when - whether through my influence or not - she crossed over to my side.
Believe me, hideous overconsumption is occuring. Max is up to something in his move to withhold the numbers. We can only guess at the reason. But I don't imagine it will continue to be veiled for too much longer, as half the spectator's fun is watching how dangerously stupid we get with the beef.
Indeed. Eric actually ate the entire above-pictured roast, as well as the woman on the shore looking up at it. Hideous overconsumption. This is an old picture; that woman was 450 pounds when Eric got to her!
What are you getting at, my friend? That I'm a cannibal or a weight-exaggerator? I don't know which is worse. But I do know that, of these two transgressions, only lying about the weight is prohibited in our rules. So, to that end, I emphatically deny any hint of over-estimation on my part. As for eating that woman - well, sometimes, beef can get pretty routine.
Doesn't sound to me like beef was doing any speaking at all. You were. And your wishy-washy friend was. How can you glorify yourself for someone else's entirely sensible actions? And I would suggest that it's also possible that, having sampled the forbidden blood-fruit, she may have hardened her initial position.
You need to present conclusions, not just premises, you know.
Posted by: Guy | July 2, 2004 09:25 PM
She confirmed a few days ago that she's back to vegetarianism. But that won't wipe away my memory of the one magical night when - whether through my influence or not - she crossed over to my side.
Posted by: Eric | July 2, 2004 10:16 PM
so when's the beef arbitrator going to get this show back on the road? i wanna see beef! i wanna see numbers! i wanna see hideous overconsumption!
as a real reality show, this thing is hitting a midseason slump!
Posted by: kristi | July 6, 2004 08:35 AM
Believe me, hideous overconsumption is occuring. Max is up to something in his move to withhold the numbers. We can only guess at the reason. But I don't imagine it will continue to be veiled for too much longer, as half the spectator's fun is watching how dangerously stupid we get with the beef.
Posted by: Eric | July 6, 2004 12:36 PM
Indeed. Eric actually ate the entire above-pictured roast, as well as the woman on the shore looking up at it. Hideous overconsumption. This is an old picture; that woman was 450 pounds when Eric got to her!
Posted by: guy | July 7, 2004 11:31 AM
What are you getting at, my friend? That I'm a cannibal or a weight-exaggerator? I don't know which is worse. But I do know that, of these two transgressions, only lying about the weight is prohibited in our rules. So, to that end, I emphatically deny any hint of over-estimation on my part. As for eating that woman - well, sometimes, beef can get pretty routine.
Posted by: Eric | July 8, 2004 01:08 AM