Comments: Take a Wild Guess

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Please... do we have to resort to toilette photography so early in the year? I had expected this, but no sooner than october.

Just in case anyone is considering playing along with this charade, I would like to post a general reminder: when I am King, I will not look kindly upon those who swore allegiance to an interloping fraudster. Into the pork-lined dungeon each will go for the duration of the coming year, a fetid place filled with the squeals of the soon-to-be-made-into-furniture for my disloyal subjects.

If this is not enough to dissuade you I may as well post the answer to the riddle as well: that's rendang. obviously.

Idle threats from the Man Who Wouldn't Be King.

By the way, it isn't rendang. I don't have ready access to that stuff. Obviously.