If you're ashamed to demonstrate what sort of food you've been eating, please don't feel as though you need to go through this charade of posting meaningless tripe. In fact, if you're ashamed, or weary, of BeefStakes as a whole, I urge you to desist in it as well. Because yes, we fanatics wear our beef (or wookie oufits as the case may be) right out there on our sleeves. It's not hard to see why: just look at me... I don't know if that's a lamp or a hookah next to me, but it seems to be full of fetal remains. Sweet. And with a tongue -- and tail -- like mine, what lady wouldn't want to know me, what man wouldn't want to be me? What's more, my punkah-wallah functions both as a fan and as a night-light! Ingenious! It's a charmed life you present.
But seriously, two pieces of advice: 1. there are lots of photoshop books and tutorials out there; and 2. if star wars fans leave a bad taste in your mouth, maybe you shouldn't be opening it so readily for them to enter. Or even, perhaps, at all.
If you're ashamed to demonstrate what sort of food you've been eating, please don't feel as though you need to go through this charade of posting meaningless tripe. In fact, if you're ashamed, or weary, of BeefStakes as a whole, I urge you to desist in it as well. Because yes, we fanatics wear our beef (or wookie oufits as the case may be) right out there on our sleeves. It's not hard to see why: just look at me... I don't know if that's a lamp or a hookah next to me, but it seems to be full of fetal remains. Sweet. And with a tongue -- and tail -- like mine, what lady wouldn't want to know me, what man wouldn't want to be me? What's more, my punkah-wallah functions both as a fan and as a night-light! Ingenious! It's a charmed life you present.
But seriously, two pieces of advice: 1. there are lots of photoshop books and tutorials out there; and 2. if star wars fans leave a bad taste in your mouth, maybe you shouldn't be opening it so readily for them to enter. Or even, perhaps, at all.
Posted by: guy | August 1, 2004 03:45 AM