Seems to me you're gonna need a miracle if you really want to eat all that meat by the time the year is out. Remember, you don't want to go popping your fundoplication, now do you?
Yes, he definitely had that pegged: after all of my emotional investment in you, I am in turn confronted with subterfuge, espionage and attempts at character assassination. No matter. The beef will keep me buoyed.
Oh no, don't tell me you're going to pull out more cut-n-paste pornography again! I will not be silenced by threats and intimidation!
Seriously, you'll just have to wait. The length and breadth of your deceit is so staggering that I've hired an intern to assist me in the data collection.
Seems to me you're gonna need a miracle if you really want to eat all that meat by the time the year is out. Remember, you don't want to go popping your fundoplication, now do you?
Posted by: guy | September 1, 2004 10:41 AM
Fiddlesticks.
Posted by: Eric | September 1, 2004 01:43 PM
"Do you love those who don't love you?" How did he know it?
Posted by: guy | September 1, 2004 02:03 PM
Yes, he definitely had that pegged: after all of my emotional investment in you, I am in turn confronted with subterfuge, espionage and attempts at character assassination. No matter. The beef will keep me buoyed.
And by the way, it's very good beef.
Posted by: Eric | September 1, 2004 02:25 PM
subterfuge? espionage? and you accuse me of character assassination? where's your proof?
Posted by: guy | September 1, 2004 06:01 PM
Do you wish to escalate? I'll gladly oblige.
Posted by: Eric | September 1, 2004 06:12 PM
go on then. lets see what youve got.
Posted by: guy | September 2, 2004 02:53 AM
Consider it done. I'll provide an explanation early next week. The case against you is rather large, so it will take time.
Posted by: Eric | September 2, 2004 09:08 AM
I can't wait. But remember: you may have accusations; I have photographs.
Posted by: guy | September 2, 2004 12:34 PM
Oh no, don't tell me you're going to pull out more cut-n-paste pornography again! I will not be silenced by threats and intimidation!
Seriously, you'll just have to wait. The length and breadth of your deceit is so staggering that I've hired an intern to assist me in the data collection.
Posted by: Eric | September 2, 2004 12:49 PM