The Cow And I

OK then, benefit of the doubt: which is it? the clams or the cancer?

I heard that clams CAN actually cause cancer.

You evade the question most transparently, window-san.

But inquiring minds want to know. I want to know.

Let's not forget the list of promises owing, by you, to the world.

First we have your "incident" in DC in May, which Max now refers to as "Eric's little heart attack." But Eric? No, for him this little heart episode was not the incident in question, no the incident was something else, as yet unrevealed.

Then we have your claim in mid-august (via email): I've had to cut back on my meat consumption a little. I'll explain in an upcoming blog this week.

Funny, I never saw an explanation.

And lastly, weh ave the greatest mystery of all: if you're honestly not consuming meat and continuing to conceal it from the logs, why, then are you continuing to compete at all? You don't stand a chance?

And your recent diminished consumption, at the same moment that you a) acquired a grill and b) stopped blogging most of your meals and c) stopped privately logging altogether... this attenuated intake has yet to be buyably explained.

Multiple epexigesis is forthcoming, I should think. Let's get to it.