Sure there was ambition in my eyes, but perhaps you have misinterpreted its aim.
Allow me to recall the incident of the sushi-eating contest which I blogged about in June, and which took place so many years ago. I let you win, on the condition that you win by a certain margin below which I would intentionally catch up. I think the margin was 20 pieces. How cruel. Anyway, as you may recall, when you had made your way through the first ten and I had had a bit of a rest, I ate an additional five pieces. And when you then ate another ten, I ate five more. I let you win, but I made you work for it.
So what happenned on Monday night should come as no surprise to you. You ate more than a pound of meat in a sitting, and ended up farther behind in the contest than when I arrived. Good luck. You know, I'm feeling kind of hungry....
Oh and by the way, and in reference to the bitter bile rising in your throat, don't bother. Bile doesn't count as beef no matter how many times it's vomited and re-consumed.
Sure there was ambition in my eyes, but perhaps you have misinterpreted its aim.
Allow me to recall the incident of the sushi-eating contest which I blogged about in June, and which took place so many years ago. I let you win, on the condition that you win by a certain margin below which I would intentionally catch up. I think the margin was 20 pieces. How cruel. Anyway, as you may recall, when you had made your way through the first ten and I had had a bit of a rest, I ate an additional five pieces. And when you then ate another ten, I ate five more. I let you win, but I made you work for it.
So what happenned on Monday night should come as no surprise to you. You ate more than a pound of meat in a sitting, and ended up farther behind in the contest than when I arrived. Good luck. You know, I'm feeling kind of hungry....
Oh and by the way, and in reference to the bitter bile rising in your throat, don't bother. Bile doesn't count as beef no matter how many times it's vomited and re-consumed.
Posted by: guy | November 20, 2004 10:39 AM