First of all: the peas definitely spark up the plate a little bit. They add a nice touch of green, and if they weren't there, I'd be tempted to think that you had already consumed what was originally in the space which the peas now occupy, and had then vomited whatever that was onto the horribly mangled piece of meat which lay there like a beaten animal, waiting for someone to come along and vomit onto it.
But seriously. I need a recipe. Please share. I need it, because I'm not sure that Better Homes and Gardens has this one yet, and it belongs in their collection. You might also consider forwarding it to rotten.com for their atrocities section.
How could you? At this point in the game, when the result is ostensibly predetermined, I find it incredible that you should still feel the need to punish yourself like this. Chin up, man. You can still preserve some dignity if you try.
First of all: the peas definitely spark up the plate a little bit. They add a nice touch of green, and if they weren't there, I'd be tempted to think that you had already consumed what was originally in the space which the peas now occupy, and had then vomited whatever that was onto the horribly mangled piece of meat which lay there like a beaten animal, waiting for someone to come along and vomit onto it.
But seriously. I need a recipe. Please share. I need it, because I'm not sure that Better Homes and Gardens has this one yet, and it belongs in their collection. You might also consider forwarding it to rotten.com for their atrocities section.
How could you? At this point in the game, when the result is ostensibly predetermined, I find it incredible that you should still feel the need to punish yourself like this. Chin up, man. You can still preserve some dignity if you try.
But not like this.
This just makes me feel sad.
Posted by: guy | December 8, 2004 12:16 AM